“Did you eat anything green today?”

“I don’t know.”

Ask Fernando

Ask Fernando is a private, mobile-friendly vault for you and your whole family, with a voice assistant that knows what is in it.

Just $300/yr for everyone in your whole family.

A couple laughing together in a sunny kitchen full of fresh food

This is what you are getting

Ask Fernando lives on your phone.

Put the numbers in wherever you happen to be standing. Then ask a plain question and get the answer out of your own household record, not out of the internet.

A hand holding a phone showing the Ask Fernando health screen, with eight of ten measures in range and four ways to add a new one — Put it in. Say it out loud, photograph a paper report, type it or paste it.

A hand holding a phone showing an Ask Fernando conversation answering a question about the week's meals — Then just ask. Anyone in the house, people or animals, in plain words.

$300

A year, all in

Unlimited

People and animals

Ask him

Out loud, in plain words

82¢

A day, whole house

How it actually gets used

Somebody in the house has a question. Nobody in the house has the answer.

So they ask Fernando. You tell him the things — the weights, the meals, the Vibe sessions, the results — and he keeps track. Then you just ask.

A man crouched on his kitchen floor beside his golden retriever

“What’s wrong with the dog?”

I don’t know. Ask Fernando.

A woman in a stable doorway with her chestnut horse

“Is the horse any better?”

I don’t know. Ask Fernando.

A man sitting on the kitchen floor beside a cat and an empty bowl

“Who fed the cat already?”

I don’t know. Ask Fernando.

A man at the kitchen table with his mother

“When was Mom checked?”

I don’t know. Ask Fernando.

A man looking down at the dinner he has just finished

“Was that a healthy dinner?”

I don’t know. Ask Fernando.

A woman in an armchair holding a Resona Vibe, looking at its screen

“Did the Vibe session help?”

I don’t know. Ask Fernando.

This is not a search box. It is your household’s own record, with Fernando on top of it. He reads the record, and he answers you.

Who is on it

Everybody. That is the whole point.

You first, then everyone else under your roof. Add as many as you have. The price never moves.

An active couple in their sixties hiking a sunny coastal trail — Your parentsStill going

A mother making a colorful salad with her two young children — The kidsEating better

A smiling woman grooming her horse on a sunny morning — The horseOut at the barn

A grandfather and grandson with their golden retriever in a bright living room — The dogVibe sessions too

A relaxed woman in a bright kitchen with her phone while her family talks around the table behind her

Why this exists

You are not disorganised. You are outnumbered.

Four people and two animals make more than one head can hold, and none of the places you write it down talk to each other.

Give it one home, put Fernando on top of it, and you stop carrying it around.

What is included

Four things to start. Then whatever you add.

One price. It grows as far as you push it — and it stays yours.

A phone held in a bright kitchen beside bowls of fresh fruit and vegetables

Ask Fernando

Ask about anyone in the house.

Included

Overhead view of a rainbow of fresh vegetables and fruit on a white table

Eating Well

What makes a meal a good one. Look inside →

Included

A woman smiling at her phone on a sunny sofa with her dog beside her

Your own vault

Your data. Nobody else looks.

Included

A woman on the bedroom floor after stretching, looking at her Resona Vibe

Vibe sessions

Every one, beside the rest.

Included

Then keep going. More courses, more context, more of whatever you want it to do. This is not an account on somebody else’s service that can change the rules on you — the vault is yours, and nobody else looks inside it.

What you can actually do with it

Everyone in one place, and it takes fifteen seconds to add anything.

This is the part people ask about. Here is what you are actually getting when you sign up.

A woman on the sofa with her mother and their dog

Everybody, one tap apart

You. Your mother. The dog.

A phone photographing a paper report on a kitchen counter

Add it in seconds

Say it, photograph it, type it, paste it.

A man at the kitchen counter glancing at his phone

See where it sits

In range. Or on the move.

A man in an armchair holding his Resona Vibe

Vibe sessions, tracked

Beside everything else.

A woman handing a printed page to a vet, her dog beside her

One clean page

For the doctor. For the vet.

A woman speaking to her phone in a sunlit kitchen

Just ask him

Out loud. He knows your history.

The Ask Fernando screen showing how many measures are in range and the four ways to add a new one — Your own screen, and four ways to put a new number in it.

The same screen with the dog selected, all of his measures inside their range — One tap, and it is the dog’s screen.

The same screen again for another member of the household, with her own numbers and her own ranges — One more tap, and it is your mother’s.

What is actually in the vault

Your own record, plus expertise worth trusting.

Two things go in. What you put there, and what people who know the subject put there. Ask Fernando answers out of both, which is why the answer is about your household and not about households in general.

An older man entering something into his phone at the table

What you add

Readings, results, what they said.

A Resona Vibe on a bedside table beside a notebook

What he keeps

Every session. Every number.

A woman cooking, following a recipe from her phone

What the experts add

Starting with Eating Well.

The course is not something you read once and file. Ask Fernando has read it, so you can just say “give me a healthy dinner” and get an answer built for the person asking. Look inside the Eating Well course →

Go deeper

Three things worth a look before you decide

Read the course, watch what it looks like in a real kitchen, or find out what you earn if you tell people about it.

Overhead of kale, chard, blueberries, avocado and sweet potato on white marble — from module one of the Eating Well course

The Eating Well course

Start with module one, free, right now. Worth saying plainly: the course on its own is the small half. Inside Ask Fernando it sits beside your own numbers, so you can ask what to do about your situation rather than read a general answer.

Open module one →

Three stills from the Ask Fernando short films — a woman with her horse, a dog in a kitchen doorway, a couple and their cat

What it looks like

Short films of the thing actually being used — a kitchen, a phone, a dog on the floor, and somebody who thought it was a waste of three hundred dollars.

Watch the films →

A woman laughing at her phone on a sunny sofa by garden doors

Become a partner

Send a household and earn every year they stay. Fifty dollars for sharing a link, a hundred if you bring an audience, and a buyout if you build something big.

See the partner offer →

The physical products

Shop Resona Health products

Ask Fernando is the software half. The devices are the hardware half: the sessions you log come from them.

The Resona VIBE handheld PEMF device

VIBE

The small handheld PEMF device with 60 built-in programs, for people and for animals.

$299

Shop the VIBE

The Resona VaguVibe wearable on its chain

VaguVibe

A sleek wearable for the vagus nerve. Wear it over your chest, press on, and go about your day.

$249

Shop the VaguVibe

The BlueVibe device with its neck band and wrist straps

BlueVibe

40 Hz PEMF plus 40 Hz pulsed blue light, worn at the neck or the wrist.

$349

Shop the BlueVibe

See everything in the Resona Health shop →

Opens the Resona Health shop. Your Ask Fernando record stays right here and picks up every session you log.

A large multi-generational family laughing together in a sunny garden with their dog

Nobody wants another app. They want somebody in the house who knows the answer.

It grows when your family does

A new grandchild. A rescue dog. Your mother moving closer. Add them. The price stays $300.

First 100 signups · opens this month

$300/yr

Ask Fernando for your whole household. Every person, every animal.

The first 100 signups lock in this price.

We are opening to the first hundred, because we want people who will actually use this and tell us how to make it even better. Sign up now and lock in your price for as long as you stay.

Adults
Kids
Parents
Dogs
Horses
All included

Eighty-two cents a day, for the whole household. One hour with a nutritionist runs $150 and covers one person once.

Join now!

Instant access · nothing to ship · your founding rate for as long as you stay.

Need another Vibe for the house? Members pay $299 instead of $399 →

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